When a child hits puberty - which these days is happening to kids as young as 9 - the hair coarsens and darkens.
While others actually set up equipment to film themselves looking sexy, only for it to all go horribly wrong and leave them crying into an ice-cream tub when the footage leaked online and went viral.
I genuinely feel bad for him.
So without further stupid commentary or debate, here are the 50 Greatest Spring Break Photos We Could Find.
You can never be too prepared.