Like toddlers watching the same movie over and over again because they thrive on the familiarity and predictability, the citizens of Indianapolis figure out what they enjoy at an early age sports, mediocre fast food, meth, starting families, etc.
Unlike Adam and Eve's third son Seth, Bible Walk was unforgettable.
But more importantly, we got to shoot his guns, drink his alcohol, and destroy his property at no cost other than getting roasted to smithereens by the boss ass bitches in the Barstool Instagram comment section.
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We were low-brow peons to him.
Back in May, Donnie, Nick, and I were researching potential follow-up destinations to our — somewhere that was equally shitty and conducive to 30+ minutes of uninterrupted mockery.